10 years later...

As I am sure most of you know, I will be turning 31 this sunday. This really isn't such a big deal, but I began to think about it and compared it to when I turned 21 (that would have been 10 years ago to those of you who are math challenged). It was from this that I have composed this little list.


Top 10 differences from my 21st birthday to my 31st.

10. 21 - Dollar big beers at Rusty's Last Chance Saloon in Aggieville
31 - Dollar off coupons for Metamucil at Wal-Mart

9. 21 - Hitting on high school chicks = fun time
31 - Hitting on high school chicks = jail time

8. 21 - Metallica and Aerosmith on the radio
31 - Boortz and O'reilly on the radio

7. 21 - great shape!
31 - pear shaped

6. 21 - Nikes
31 - Nikes (with support insoles)

5. 21 - Can't get that f*@#ing "The Sign" song from Ace of base out of my head
31 - 'I saw the sign. And it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign'

4. 21 - Partying like a Rock Star till 4 in the morning.
31 - Partying like a Rock Star in short, but furious bursts so as to not wear myself out. But
still end up passing out at 10:30

3. 21 - Gin & Juice
31 - Prune Juice

2. 21 - Hot chicks and cold beer
31 - Hot wings and cold, low carb beer

And the #1 difference

21 - All I wanted for my birthday was the new college football video game!
31 - ......Well, some things never change