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Oh the Memories

The Rant from Varnished Memories

So I searched through the wood chips of my mind
and I think about the sandpaper and it's kind and I wanna go back to those days now.
And I set my coffee cup on the end table that never quite ended up like it was supposed to,
just like our love life.
And I think about the time when we went to the home factory and we got us some bulk lumber. And we went to your motel room and you said that this was coming soon but I thought that we were just gonna get some slumber.
But in the next seventeen hours we had so much fun and we forgot to shower,
and we both lost our jobs 'cause we smelt so bad.
And my boss kicked us in the head and he made us cry and he made us dead,
but due to some ancient incantations that was in the bulk lumber we came back to life.
So here we are walkin' round as a vampire as you're dressed up as a clown
and I really wanna know where we stand now.
And the tears swell up in my eyes and I say my-my and I cry and cry
and I wanna take you into my arms but I know that won't happen.
So I stand and I scream real loud and I know that now, but I feel so proud
that I once was part of your life. Part of your life, I said part of your life and I (* cough * hack *)